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August 7, 2007
WASHINGTON: A false Hindu clergyman secretly entered the Senate
and uttered a blasphemous prayer, it was revealed
today.
Rajan Zed apparently slipped past the guards and declared the
US Senate a Hindu temple, then proceeded to sacrifice two goats
and offer them to his pagan gods before armed guards could
bring him down.
There was no immediate comment from Senate Majority Leader
Harry Reid (D-NV)
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