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May 19, 2007
VIRGINIA: Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrinch gave the commentment address at Liberty University, just a few days after the death of the university's founder, Jerry Fallwell.

"A growing culture of radical secularism declares that the nation cannot profess the truths on which it was founded," said Gingrinch. ""We are told that our public schools can no longer invoke the creator, nor proclaim the natural law nor profess the God-given quality of human rights."

"Pencils are torn from our own children's hands by expulcating atheists, who insist that writing with graphite increases the amount of carbon released into the environment, which increases global warming and decreases belief in God, because He really controls the weather, not a bunch of carbon."

"In hostility to American history, the radical secularists insist that religious belief is inherently divisive and that public debate can only proceed on secular terms. When God comes down to Earth for a debate, he'll be forcibly ejected by the godless leftists."

"I urge you to seek the joy of life and the after life and to rid yourself of your dry, miserable, and spiritless materialistic existence."

"History shows the kind of glorious government that can exist when the government can practice its religion freely."


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