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November 5, 2007
HOLLYWOOD: The Writer's Guild of America went on strike at 12:01 AM. At 6:30 AM, California time, the Republican National Committee cancelled a planned debate in Los Angeles set for later in the month. Speaking on condition of anonymity, Pat "John" Philben, late of FEMA, stressed, "Fred Thompson is going into reruns, and Arnold Schwartzenegger is saving his speeches to have fresh material into February." Spokesmen for Sen. John McCain, Gov. Mike Huckabee and Rudy Giuliani added, "we have nothing to say. Literally, we have nothing to say."

A representative of Ronald Reagan's estate, noting that the late president was once head of the Screen Actors Guild, said his library would be closed to honor the strike.


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