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October 1, 2007
WASHINGTON: Eric "The Dark" Prince, CEO of Blackwater,
said that half of his employees had to be fired for
being "sub-par mercenaries."
Working in a "hostile environment" like Iraq is "particularly dangerous
and challenging," said Prince. "Based on everything we currently claim
to know, the Blackwater team acted appropriately while operating in a
very complex war zone on September 16. Just don't ask about September 17."
Congressional Demoncrats instead chose to harp on an Iraqi
soldier who was killed by a drunken Blackwater employee, who
was sent out of the country two days later with no investigation.
"It was Christmas, what did you expect us to do? Everything was closed."
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