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October 1, 2007
WASHINGTON: Eric "The Dark" Prince, CEO of Blackwater, said that half of his employees had to be fired for being "sub-par mercenaries."

Working in a "hostile environment" like Iraq is "particularly dangerous and challenging," said Prince. "Based on everything we currently claim to know, the Blackwater team acted appropriately while operating in a very complex war zone on September 16. Just don't ask about September 17."

Congressional Demoncrats instead chose to harp on an Iraqi soldier who was killed by a drunken Blackwater employee, who was sent out of the country two days later with no investigation.

"It was Christmas, what did you expect us to do? Everything was closed."


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