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September 6, 2007
HOLLYWOOD: Fred Thompson, sometimes actor, sometimes politician, announced that he is running for the Republican nomination for president in 2008.

"This is not a time that the United States should be electing someone who's going to get on-the-job training," said opponent Rudolph Giuliani, apparently stumping for former Governor Mitt Romney. "I think he's done a pretty good job of playing my part on 'Law and Order,'" continued Giuliani, a former NY prosecutor. "I personally prefer the real thing," added Giuliani, drinking a Coke.

Fred Thompson said he was glad that former Governor Tommy Thompson dropped out of the race; "There isn't room enough for two Thompsons, unless you're referring to that band, the Thompson Twins."


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