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September 9, 2007
WASHINGTON: TALONNEWS special investigators spent several days
in Reagan National Airport restroom stalls investigating
whether US Senators use signals in public bathrooms.
Trained to spot gay signals by Jim Gannon, our reporters found no
incidents similar to Senator Larry Craig's unconstitutional arrest
in the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport back in June.
Male investigators, with cameras, infra-red sensors
and microphones, were never propositioned by any elected official.
TALONNEWS' association with conservative homosexuals who had face
time with President Bush allowed us to conduct a professional
assessment of Men's Room interaction. As a professional courtesy, we
will not reveal which reporters successfully propositioned which
other reporters.
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