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September 24, 2007
WASHINGTON: Disgraced Senator David Vitter (R-LA) has earmarked $100,000 in a
government spending bill towards prostituting science by urging "intelligent
design," supposedly to "promote better science education."
Vitter, whose name immaculately appeared in the little black book of
notorious AC/DC madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey, said that he is next
looking forward to prostituting science by spending the public's
money on promoting his personal religious superstitions.
"Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God
[for not promoting superstition earlier]," said Vitter.
"Hey, at least God isn't telling me to starting killing prostutites
anymore.... I mean, at all."
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