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September 28, 2007
I DA HO: Disgraced Senator Larry Craig (R-Nowheresville), convicted of
disorderly conduct while attempting to pick up boys in a men's room at the
Minneapolis/St. Paul airport, has renounced his previous life.
"Nope, that wasn't me. It was like that when I got there and besides, the
gun wasn't loaded. I'll never use a public restroom again."
Sen. Craig has decided to pursue his interests in less public forums, and
turned to the acknowledged Republican expert in computer dating,
disgraced former Congressman Mark Foley. Said Foley, "I'm glad to be
back in Washington, with a fresh crop of male interns. I can really
help Larry pursue his passion without being subject to the law."
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