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April 18, 2008
PENNSYLVANIA: The American Broadcasting Company hit upon a sure-fire cure for insomnia last night, putting millions of viewers to sleep, some for the first time in days.

George Stephanopoulos (whose name, oddly enough, is part of the words to the World's Least Wanted Music by Komar/Melamid/Soldier), interrogated the Demoncratic candidates over trivia and minutae (but not miscellanea) for nearly an hour before he was fed to some nearby lions borrowed from MGM.

Then, Charlie 'The Gibson Girl' Gibson took over, dabbling in foreign tongues and asking if he could still buy gun butter if a Democrat was erected.

Thereafter, random typing was soon to be asdf qwerty zxcvzxcvouasd aslw qwejqlwe f qweflkjqwe asflaksj acvoiae fkjq fpqjsavnoawow wjefqwjefjq fj as


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