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August 6, 2008
SANDTRAP, ARIZONA: George Papoon, Surrealist candidate for
president of the United States, hit a Bogey on the 4th
hole today with his rusty nine-iron.
The bogus Bogey was an unemployed Humphrey Bogart impersonator,
who approached Papoon with the line "Of all the tubes in all
the internets in all the world, she had to download into mine."
Papoon then struck him with his nine-iron as he swung, getting
an impressive 1-over par on the 4th hole.
The ersatz Bogart was seeing stars (as well as parallelograms
and rhombuses), which caused him to mutter "Here's looking at Euclid."
Papoon left soon after, demanding better writers.
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