"[I'm] from Kenya, which is right now in the midst of amazing turmoil," said Matthews, who admitted he is an apostate Muslim under sentence of death from dark-skinned foreigners for converting to the one true religion, Christianity. "There's a billion people on the planet that are Muslims and I think that experience is a big deal."

"It's probably not something that appeals to [John Kerry]," continued Matthews, making a totally random, misparaphrased comment. "It's going to be a headline all over the world: Allah Clarkbar."