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January 29, 2008
UTAH: Former governor Mitt Romney, running for the Republican nomination for
president of the United States, is rumored to be the next president of the
Mormon Church after the death of Gordon Hinkley.
"In Utah, it's very common for political leaders to get marching orders
from church leaders," said an unnamed source. "This would just be
cutting out the middleman."
"If Mitt Romney is elected president of the LDS and USA, we can still
have separation of church & state by severing his corpus callosum."
"The left hand won't know what the right hand is doing. Just like
every other Republican administration."
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