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July 22, 2008
INVISIBLE INC. LABS (undisclosed location): Dr. Ray "Bananas" Pinero,
head of Research & Redestroy at Invisible Inc., has been analyzing
the Bush administration's new "Time Horizons" for the Iraq war.
"Time horizons are likened to Time flies," said Pinero, eating
a banana. "They have the same chronocharacteristics in that
they envelope arbitrary lengths of time while seeming to be
discrete, and discreet, periods of time. This kind of
flim-flammery is aimed, like an arrow, at the soft head of
voters who think about foreign policy."
"In truthiness, 'Time horizons' are just a way for the Bush
administration to have its cake and eat it too. Unfortunately,
there are time-flies on that cake. And time-flies are running
out on the Republican party."
"Remember the old saying -- 'Time flies like a narrow butt; fruit
flies like O' bamana.'"
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