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June 6, 2008
RISING FROM THE ASHES, AZ: His full name is listed as "John Sidney McCain III" but TALONNEWS investigators learned that he recently changed his middle name to Lron. At first, this appeared to be a cover-up nod to his former money cow, Enron. Further investigation showed that the presumptive Republican presidential candidate had been secretly "cleared" by Homeland Security, the FBI and the Scientologists.

TALONNEWS will dig into the facts surrounding this new information. If true, John McCain joins John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Lewis "Scooter" Libby and several of his past lives in the quest for truth. McCain was not contacted for this article and had no comment.


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