Fox News, which has been losing viewers the way an aging whore loses customers, is shamelessly and blatantly lying to the public (which is perfectly legal, as they sued for the right to lie to the public and won in Wilson & Akre vs. New World Communications of Tampa, Inc).

Even professional Republican manure spreaders like Karl "turdblossom" Rove were taken aback; "That's a big lie even Hitler would be proud of," said Rove, violating Godwin's Law. "I mean, hell, Fox News knew for years that my father was a gay man who posed for pictures of his pierced penis for Piercing Fans International Quarterly, and they never said a word about that. But let a mullato get the Demoncratic nomination and they make shit up faster than I ever could!"

Fox News could be reached for comment, but since they just make up crap, we didn't bother.

PS: We make up crap too. Like you didn't notice.