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May 2, 2008
GROVER'S MILL: Martians, believed to be from
the planet Mars,
landed and started attacking today in New Jersey.
TALONNEWS managed to arrange an exclusive interview
with "Juje%f'vkt," a martian dockworker:
T: Can you tell me why you Martians are attacking us?
J: uEEg( cus,dWW kl$yUu - *Zxd bku'ewKe ,,Muduy
T: But we have no weapons of planetary destruction.
J: iiRie&G ggWq#o 42 Nncv'7 EOo:o fnord Etr55%t
T: How did you martians manage to elect such an idiot?
J: *Rov3 CH3n3y &nd S7uP1d M@r71@ns!
T: Looks like we're screwed, folks.
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