"What I hear about the book does not sound like the Scott McClellan I knew," said Gannon by phone, which was interrupted by periodic giant sucking sounds, presumably from Mexico.

"Chris Matthews had a new 'tingle running down his leg'" writes Gannon on his ghostwritten splog, detailing bizarre Republican sexual fantasies. "One among legions...gushing..." continues the rent-boy, with the curious "my...credibility is zero" coming later. Heh heh heh heh I said "coming."