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October 15, 2008
WASHIGNTON: Several prominent Republicans have accused several
other prominent Republicans of
being Socialists.
"George W. Bush has increased the size of the federal government
tenfold, and has nationalized the banks! That's socialism!" said
Dan Germouse (R-UK).
"Tenfold?" asked someone in the crowd. "Tenfold; shush!" said Dan Germouse.
"The real threat is [to the] Greenback," continued Dan Germouse.
"By injecting billions of tax dollars into the economy artificially,
we could easily end up with a barren greenback! And a barren greenback
would be no end of trouble."
Several bystanders agreed that Dan Germouse was the strongest,
quickest, and best agent they've seen yet.
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