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October 20, 2008
CHARLOTTEPLATZ, NC: The National Republican Senatorial Committee
(NRSC) is so short of funds they've had to take old Nazi propaganda
films and re-dub them to attack atheist Democrats.
"It vas a brilliant idea zat saved a bundle," said propaganda
minister Johann Ensign. "Ze films are public domain, und
even ze translated scripts save time, because all we haff to
do iz change 'dirty Jew' to 'dirty atheist' und re-record ze narration."
Currently, the NRSC is scapegoating atheists in North Carolina
in order to save Elizabeth Dole's senate seat. Her opponent,
Kay Hagan, attended a fundraiser hosted by politically active
atheists.
"Ve haff to have somevon to hate, or we can't get Republicans
elected," continued Ensign. "Ve did it before with ze niggers
und ze qveers, but it's getting very hard to find a good
scapegoat now. Lying about atheists is our last chance."
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