"Look at that billboard! '1,457' written on it where children can see it!" exclaimed D0bs0n, worried about other people's children. "This can't be allowed! Even low numbers like 17 should be rated NC-17. Of course then, you can't tell people what it's rated until they're old enough..." he realized sheepishly.

"The most pernicious part of obscene numbers is how kids can learn to count up to them on their own, with no proper adult supervision," continued D0bs0n. "A child who can count to 10 can count to [CENSORED] in just a few minutes!"

D0bs0n has a plan that would save everyone else's children, including his own, if he had any, which he doesn't.

"'Just Say No To Four' is my watchword. Teach your kids "1", "2", "3", "I'll tell you when you're old enough", "5", "6", etc That way they can't continue to count higher until you're ready to let them."

10-4 good buddy.