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August 6, 2009
OLD NEW YORK: Actor Mel Gibson, in the process of getting an
anullment for his 30-year-marriage, decided that pretending the
marriage never happened wasn't good enough.
"That weren't good 'nough fer the likes o' me" said Gibson.
"I hadda go beck in time ta straighten things aout."
Gibson, borrowing equipment from governor Schwarzeneggar,
went back in time to stop his marriage from happening.
Side effects include WWIII.
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