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August 12, 2009
OUTSIDE HOUSTON, TX: The Perseid meteor shower "unquestionably proves" Barack Obama was born in Kenya, says dentist and chief birther Orly Taitz. Meteor showers are viewed with religious awe in Western Africa, claims the California real estate agent, and Obama's birthday is August 4, 1961. Since women wanted their children born under the most auspicious stars, anyone born around the time of the Perseids must be from Kenya.

The US Congress passed a resolution honoring all Americans born in August, but that didn't stop Fox News and CNN from discussing the matter with Taitz and other birthers. Even Glenn Beck was uncustomarily reticent to speak out against the extreme right. "Hmm," said the host of The Glenn Beck Amateur Hour, appearing on Lou Dobbs Tonight.


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