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December 1, 2009
BETHLEHEM: So-called "truthers" are branching out from demanding
president Obama's birth certificate to demands to see Jesus'
Bethlehem birth certificate.
"I demand to see 'Mary' listed as the mother, and '**ALMIGHTY JEHOVAH**'
as the father" said J. Twinkletoes Dummbunny, a leader of the
Truther movement. "We have the right to see everyone's birth certificate
on the slightest whim."
Officials for the Bethlehem, Pennsylvania Hall of Records tried to
explain that the city of Bethlehem only dates back to 1741, centuries
after Jesus' supposed birth, so they wouldn't have any such records.
"Try Honolulu"
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