December 29, 2009
INTERTUBES: TALONNEWS, America's premiere news source for homosexual right-wingnuts, has been accused of sparking into inchoate and incoherent klemtophlange.

"It's absurdity to the Nth degree" said spokeself Carglepudding frenstengle-Ingle. "Corporate corprophilia is our bread-and-butter, to use an overused and unappetizing metaphor."

"As Herbert Kornfeld would say, 'I didn't spend aftahourz scopin' out SPJ HQ foe nothin'.'"