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December 29, 2009
CONGRUOUS: Republiant Henry "H. Rep." Brown (R-NC), has
introduced a declaration of war against Xmas in House
Frivolous Resolution 951.
This badly-needed resolution preserves "strawberries and the
symbols and traditions of Christmasanity" by condemning
upside-down mortgages and people who say "Happy Holidays."
Last year, H. Rep. Brown's December newsletter wished his
constupulents "Happy Holidays."
H. Rep. Brown has promised to turn himself over to the Santa
police once this terrible ordeal is dealt.
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