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January 8, 2009
LAST STALL ON RIGHT, ID: A tour of airport bathrooms has ended badly
for the former senator. "With airfare so high, it just isn't worth
it to fight all these convictions," said a spokesman for Craig.
Police caught him in a multi-state sex sting, and have him on tape
doing his "wide stance" act throughout the Midwest and in Alaska.
Initially, he pleaded guilty in hopes that no one would notice, and
he was unnoticed by the media for months. Then the toilet paper hit
the air dryer. He has been trying to overturn his own guilty pleas,
but the courts are looking askance at such a blatant manipulation of
the system. He didn't seek reelection, and today's actions are in
hopes that everyone forgets they ever heard of him.
Appeals are still pending in four states, Mexico and Thailand.
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