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July 12, 2009
SACRAMENTO, CA: California's budget woes have led to some angry protests from future Californians, leading to time paradoxes and plot holes.

Political analyists on The Glen Beck Program conclude that future Californians have sent back a Terminator to take out the Governator. "It's the only scenario that makes sense," said host Beck, "and proves conclusively that socialists will take over The Future unless we all give up our freedoms."

Proposition 13 was the major problem for the country's most populous state, but was exacerbated by Enron's manipulation and the resultant election of yet another conservative Hollywood elite. According to those same pundits, in The Future, California will be run by viral YouTube uploads and undocumented government workers.

No word from the T-1000 series, and Sarah Connors has moved to Canada.


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