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July 12, 2009
SACRAMENTO, CA: California's budget woes have led to some angry
protests from future Californians, leading to time paradoxes and plot
holes.
Political analyists on The Glen Beck Program conclude that future
Californians have sent back a Terminator to take out the Governator.
"It's the only scenario that makes sense," said host Beck, "and
proves conclusively that socialists will take over The Future unless
we all give up our freedoms."
Proposition 13 was the major problem for the country's most populous
state, but was exacerbated by Enron's manipulation and the resultant
election of yet another conservative Hollywood elite. According to
those same pundits, in The Future, California will be run by viral
YouTube uploads and undocumented government workers.
No word from the T-1000 series, and Sarah Connors has moved to Canada.
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