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June 5, 2009
EGYPT: President Obama gave an important speech
to a group of chiropractors, stressing the
importance of mideast peas.
"Everyone wants peas" said Obama, being translated into
13 languages simultaneously. "Peas and backrubs"
he added.
"Is real peas important? Certainly! We must have peas
in the middle east and is really peas. The peas process is vital
in getting a noble peas price."
"Goodness how delicious, eatin' goober's peas."
Goober could not be reached for comment.
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