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June 19, 2009
THERAN, IRAN: Former president George W. Bush was flown
into Tehran today, in a hope that he can explain to
the restless population how their election was not stolen.
"He's our Great Satan White Hope" said presumed Iraniran president
Mahmoud Ahmadinehijklad. "If he was able to convince most
Americans that he was elected, it should be a snap to
convince
these niggardly sanddwellers."
Bush had to be corrected several times when he said that
he, and not Ahmadinejad, had won the election.
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