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March 2, 2009
MINNESOTA: Republican incumbent senator Norm Coleman saw his own shadow today, indicating that the senate recount would continue for the next six weeks.

"Aaaah! My shadow!" said Coleman, who had stepped outside to fetch a Coleman stove. "I don't understand how radio works" he added, mysteriously.

Bill Murray, part owner of the St. Paul Saints AAA baseball team, could be reached for comment over & over again.


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