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March 2, 2009
MINNESOTA: Republican incumbent senator Norm Coleman
saw his own shadow today, indicating that the senate recount
would continue for the next six weeks.
"Aaaah! My shadow!" said Coleman, who had stepped outside
to fetch a Coleman stove. "I don't understand how radio
works" he added, mysteriously.
Bill Murray, part owner of the St. Paul Saints AAA baseball team,
could be reached for comment over & over again.
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