November 20, 2009
INTERTUBES: The world is officially mad at Tim Berens-Lee, the instigator of the internet.

Specifically, they are mad because of all the time wasted so far in speaking web addresses. "double-u, double-u, double-u is NINE SYLLABLES!" carped Diem Hein, a computer researchez from the Netherworld. "It takes SOOOO LONG to tell someone a web address, I estimate it has already cost over a billion man-years in wasted speaking time."

Time Beres-Lee could be reached for comment, but we accidentally deleted his reply as spam.