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October 1, 2009
HOLLYWOOD: The already-planned remake of "Chinatown" (being remade as
the story of John and Mackenzie Phillips) is already planned on being
remade again as "The Fugitive" starring Roman Polanski.
In the latest story-within-a-remake-within-a-story (told in
flashback by flash animation), an ancient Roman named Polanski
is sent into the future to kill John Phillips before he can
form the Mamas and the Papas. However, both are distracted
by an underage Traci Lords, played by an overage Traci Lords.
The psychological thriller with music by a dead Michael Jackson
is anticipated to out-gross every other film. And maybe make more
money, too.
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