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October 16, 2009
FORT COLLINS, CO: NASA claims the Falcon Henne experiment was a success, even if the 6-year-old failed to properly attend the scientific instrument. "Hey, we made all the papers," said NASA spokesman and stand up comic Paul Palisoul. "Everyone was looking up, paying attention to the weather. This will help boost Weather Awareness and get us more funding from Congress. "

The project is in conjunction with the National Weather Service and the Office of Naval Research. Other formerly unmanned devices are under consideration for a manned mission. Plans include putting appropriately-sized people in weather balloons, early warning tsunami buoys and Mars rovers.

The involvement of NASA raises many questions. The space organization denied they are leading up to a controversial project : manned balloons sent to crash into the moon.


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